Wechsler v. Wechsler And The Mida Keneged Mida Prep For The After Shabbos Trial.

 If your in a rush to move your mini van or give a quick upshernish just scroll to the bottom to help Mendy and Mushky Wechsler have food and a bed for Shabbos.... 

This week we read Parshas Pinchas. Pinchas was a really brave man, and he basically saved klal Yisrael (The Jewish Nation) See, there was a bad guy roaming around town causing trouble and machloickes, with his basically, pruste' shiksa girlfriend, I guess, to  put it nicely. So Pinchas killed them both.... Killing a lone little Nebuch mishugina OTD back in the Bible day guy for chillin with a pretty Shiksa chick does seem a little overkill, no pun intended. He could have just left the one lone OTD Bible day Meshugina alone to disscover sex, drugs and Rock N' Roll and soon  enough overdose and die or however nature took its course back then and scared all the little kids into being Tzadikim by telling them the tales of that one lone, Nebuch,  Meshugina who was OTD and ran around with a hot Shiksa and died because of it.... Like some people do in modern days... But just like it dosent work now it wouldnt have worked then...

See the problem was apparently there were actually quite a few of these wandering Jews with hot Shiksas. It waas actually a thing, a growing thing, a problem, because if you think about it and look past the Shiksa chick and her pretty face, and consider what could happen if a bunch of olden day Bible dude Jews hung out doing vilda chaya things with anyone but Yidishe Aidel meidlach, youd eventually wind up with a bunch of cranky hormonal, swollen ankle and not so fun anymore pregnant Shiksas... and a whole generation of non Jewish babies.... Remeber back in the Bible days they didnt have technoligy and DNA tests and Shomrim and Chaverim and baseballs and stun guns like we have today to keep track of these little oopsie doops goyishe kinderlach that we may or may not have here and their once in a while. They alsdo didint have airplanes and other high tech escape routs to ship an oopsie off too, or make it magicly appear one day as a true Jew like we do.

If these vilda guys kept doing this they could actually kill off the Jewish nation really quickly.... And thats what thes hot Shiksas wanted, our nice Bible day Bochrim didnt run off looking for them, they were sought out by them... And these hot little Shiksa trouble makers were seducing them with their oy vey ways and making them worship avoide zora... They were flying compltly off the Derech, they didnt even remeber where the derech was...

Besides for these vilda Bochrim killing off the bloodline potentially and whatever other stack of averois they were spreading, Hashem was mad, he was super mad, so he unleashed a plague and people were dropping dead... Klal Yisrael was dwindeling and dying... And Hashem was fuming... And that's always bad news. So when big bad Pinchas came around and found this guy and his girlfriend he took his spear out and chased them down and stabbed them into oblivion and gehenom or where ever and that made Hashem really happy... that big bad Pinchas stood up to the plate to get rid of the problem...

Because Hashem was so happy that Pinchas did this, and not for himself, for Hashem and the whole Klal Yisroel, the plague ended people stopped dropping dead and got to live... So technically Pinchas saved lives... and because Hashem is a Mida Keneged Mida kinda guy he rewarded Pinchas with everlasting peace and the Kehuna (Priestness?) Anyway the lesson here is Pinchas brought peace to Hashem by doing what he did and calming him down and stopping the plague and peace to Klal Yisrael, see that's where the Mida Keneged Mida thing comes in.... 

As Jews one of big bad top dog Mitzvas is giving Tzedoka, So, with that in mind, and what Pinchas did for us too... This week before you shut down your smart phone and mini van and watch the sun go down and welcome Shabbos, and thyous peacefull bliss it brings... Grab your smart phone one last time, and put something in a touchscreen click virtual pushka,, and spread the peace and joy to others around you who may not have it yet and may be clutching their broken smart phones searching for some chulent... And then Bentch Licht, kiss your kids and Thank God that you were able to be a Pinchas and spread peace too... Instead of needing a Pinchas like some unfortunately do.

That's basically this weeks Parsha in a nutshell.. i wish i had more time to give you a good page turning action packed version of it with great big details and Biblical scenes that are built with words so well meshed that you feel like you are there watching Pinchas pull out his mighty sword and tackle the enemy... But I cant, because on Monday Morning I have a Trial to attend, for my ex's petition for a downward modification of the child support he docent pay... And I get to go head to head with his high dollar attorneys who are putting witnesses on the stand for me to question, when their done questioning them and trying to make my ex look disabled and broke, in my role of the poor yutz who cant afford an attorney so I have to be one and so... Ive been up since 1am in a pile of papers and google search bars and just when i thought I was somewhat almost maybe done... His experienced bull dog shot me right back into my place by sending me 16 attachments and exhibits that are being submitted as "evidence" in this trial and now I have to become a doctor and decipher 96 pages of medical records too...  At least I get to say I object or IRRELEVANT! Or some fun Esq phrase before they mop the floor with me...

Wish me luck, I need to clean up my piles of paper, and I need to get food, and I need to pick up my kids from their playdate with trial man... And we have to check out at 11am... I'm about 65 bucks short of paying for a night in this dump and hopefully on Monday I will pull some magic out of somewhere and run that trial!!!!!! Straight into my favor and end this mess A girl can dream...

Anyway if you daven, or Tehilim, say some for me and my kids  too..

Menachem Mendel ben Leah Penina Miriam

Chaya Mushka Rozy Bas Leah Penina Miriam

And me... 

Leah Penina Miriam Bas Yehudis Chana.

OMG I am going to beat myself up for not editing this and putting time into it.... One of life's regrets 

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Have a wonderful peaceful Shaabbos! 

Leah (Kleim) Wechsler

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